smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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