Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
