after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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