Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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