So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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