It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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