One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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