it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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