I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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