just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm sobbing to NWA
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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