It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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