I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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