There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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