so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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