How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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