he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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