i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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