I love black thongs
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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