Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
