Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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