is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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