I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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