I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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