States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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