well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Never underestimate the power of titties
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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