? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I intend to get homeless drunk
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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