New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We need a shit load of segways right now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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