she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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