I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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