about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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