maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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