Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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