Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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