your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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