It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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