Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
People in love make me want to vomit
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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