I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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