Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
