What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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