She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i drank out of a bidet.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
