That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My penis needs a shock collar
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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