I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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