I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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