Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You ruined the universe
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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