put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I want her autograph on my taint
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
where are my eyebrows?
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