i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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