in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
