Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
another moral hangover. fuck.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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