if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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