I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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