Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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