we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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