No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Still dying that you shit outside
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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