do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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