Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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