I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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