VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
as a side note pls kill me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
