so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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