Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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